An unusually rare, yet very funny biography of a Cat. A must read for all Cat lovers & Pet owners.

An unusually rare, yet very funny biography of a Cat. A must read for all Cat lovers & Pet owners.

An unusually rare, yet very funny biography of a Cat. A must read for all Cat lovers & Pet owners.

In Camelopardis, a Castle of stupendous size and running costs King Vulpecula faces a dilemma as he attempts to refill the royal coffers. He needs a rich young suitor to take the hand of his daughter Andromeda in marriage! The subsequent dowry would prove a godsend to the ailing economy! A sense of disillusionment amongst the lower orders disturbs Glimmergoyne, the long serving Head Butler. His stoic attempts to maintain propriety go largely unheeded. The unexpected arrival of a handsome young farm boy throws a ray of hope into the mix but what follows is a litany of bawdy misunderstandings that results in the one thing Glimmergoyne, the erstwhile Head Butler fears : change!

In Camelopardis, a Castle of stupendous size and running costs King Vulpecula faces a dilemma as he attempts to refill the royal coffers. He needs a rich young suitor to take the hand of his daughter Andromeda in marriage! The subsequent dowry would prove a godsend to the ailing economy! A sense of disillusionment amongst the lower orders disturbs Glimmergoyne, the long serving Head Butler. His stoic attempts to maintain propriety go largely unheeded. The unexpected arrival of a handsome young farm boy throws a ray of hope into the mix but what follows is a litany of bawdy misunderstandings that results in the one thing Glimmergoyne, the erstwhile Head Butler fears : change!

In Camelopardis, a Castle of stupendous size and running costs King Vulpecula faces a dilemma as he attempts to refill the royal coffers. He needs a rich young suitor to take the hand of his daughter Andromeda in marriage! The subsequent dowry would prove a godsend to the ailing economy! A sense of disillusionment amongst the lower orders disturbs Glimmergoyne, the long serving Head Butler. His stoic attempts to maintain propriety go largely unheeded. The unexpected arrival of a handsome young farm boy throws a ray of hope into the mix but what follows is a litany of bawdy misunderstandings that results in the one thing Glimmergoyne, the erstwhile Head Butler fears : change!

This is the first in a series of the greatest love stories ever told. A series of inspiring stories of true love, devotion, and the many adventures of a nitwit couple hell bent on having fun and redefining what makes a great relationship.

This is the first in a series of the greatest love stories ever told. A series of inspiring stories of true love, devotion, and the many adventures of a nitwit couple hell bent on having fun and redefining what makes a great relationship.

This is the first in a series of the greatest love stories ever told. A series of inspiring stories of true love, devotion, and the many adventures of a nitwit couple hell bent on having fun and redefining what makes a great relationship.

Money makes a cold heart melt, and even a pastor change the rules so that the church can get 10 percent.

Money makes a cold heart melt, and even a pastor change the rules so that the church can get 10 percent.

Money makes a cold heart melt, and even a pastor change the rules so that the church can get 10 percent.

Little did the Greens realize when they adopted Cecil that a lovable, fuzzy, ever-purring kitten would turn into a large cat of highly dubious reputation. Nor did they know how very brilliant and wise their daughter Marcie was. Not everyone is cut out to be a cat whisperer, and indeed very few people, including the Greens, even exactly know what a cat whisperer is, and that goes for Marcie, too. Apparently you either are or you aren't, and she, Marcie, definitely is. This comic tale just might convince you that (1) having a cat is a very fine idea or (2) having a cat is a very poor idea (unless someone like Marcie is a member of your family).

Little did the Greens realize when they adopted Cecil that a lovable, fuzzy, ever-purring kitten would turn into a large cat of highly dubious reputation. Nor did they know how very brilliant and wise their daughter Marcie was. Not everyone is cut out to be a cat whisperer, and indeed very few people, including the Greens, even exactly know what a cat whisperer is, and that goes for Marcie, too. Apparently you either are or you aren't, and she, Marcie, definitely is. This comic tale just might convince you that (1) having a cat is a very fine idea or (2) having a cat is a very poor idea (unless someone like Marcie is a member of your family).

Little did the Greens realize when they adopted Cecil that a lovable, fuzzy, ever-purring kitten would turn into a large cat of highly dubious reputation. Nor did they know how very brilliant and wise their daughter Marcie was. Not everyone is cut out to be a cat whisperer, and indeed very few people, including the Greens, even exactly know what a cat whisperer is, and that goes for Marcie, too. Apparently you either are or you aren't, and she, Marcie, definitely is. This comic tale just might convince you that (1) having a cat is a very fine idea or (2) having a cat is a very poor idea (unless someone like Marcie is a member of your family).